Friday, July 1, 2011

Awesome thoughts on moving forward

There comes a time in every man's life where he decides to make stand, take a chance, strike out and set forth to fulfill his lifelong dream(s). Such dreams may be big, and others small. They may be as awesome as "learning parkour," perhaps even as auspicious as "creating one puppy mill to rule them all". It's a time when man decides that the road on which he drives is no longer the road for him, especially when it's chock-full of old Asian women that drive 15 miles below the speed limit (seriously, ladies - that's *miles* per hour, not kilometers).

And lo, I have reached such a point in my life. It's time to set my feet firmly on a new path, one that holds the potential to unlock all the success and wellness that I have hoped for. It's time to stop hoping, and to start doing.

Yes - it's time to create a supersonic cat launcher. These things will seriously start the next world war.

Haha - just kidding. I'm going back to school. Will be providing status updates as they come.

Signing off...with little to no penetration.

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