Nah, scratch that. Just make it a pool hall/bar. You're shooting pool with your friends and generally getting your ass kicked by your girlfriend when something catches your eye. A woman enters the pool area, somehow wearing less on her torso than cute Asian cosplay girls do and yet not getting arrested for it. You watch her make her way to a table of her friends while her chest dangerously straddles the thin line beyond which lies the
Now imagine that she's not Asian. She not even cute. Also, she's roughly the size of 2.5 Asian women.
Yup.
Speaking of things that don't turn me on, I can't seem to find a way to un-delete meetings from my Outlook calendar. Talk about your boner killers (am I right, guys?). Perhaps I'm just a newb? In any case, Microsoft is at times the most effective form of contraception I've ever experienced. Perhaps Microsoft could look into this as a new potential market to battle declining PC sales. On second thought, though...the constant updates, freezes and "security holes" would be killer in the worst way. Instead of BSODs, you're dealing with BSOOS: blue screens of OBGYN scrubs...
Signing off...with little to no penetration...
P.S. On the opposite subject of things that DO turn me on...this is absolutely awesome and needs to be commercially available to me. Also, acronyms within acronyms and recursive acronyms.
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