Here are some things I learned while shopping at Best Buy yesterday:
- Apple (still) makes some of the most frustratingly retarded mice
- A 55-inch LED, 3D-capable HDTV can incite jealousy in any man whose had both of his testicles drop (goddamnit Samsung, why did you have to make it so fucking pretty?)
- Those new hybrid hard drives are not cost-effective
- Tablet devices look even more stupid in real life than I imagined they would
On an entirely separate train of thought (I jump trains like Harrison Ford - keep up), I am entirely disheartened to find that many websites, including and for example the FAFSA website, do not officially support Firefox. Initially I was shocked, but then I discovered that
over half the world is still using Internet Explorer. This was even more shocking, as I was quite confident that Internet Explorer had been outlawed, though that may have just been part of a dream or the sorriest piece of geeky fan-fiction I've ever read. Seriously people...get with the times. The only two major browsers with increasing market share are Chrome and Safari, so if you still have a soul left in you you'll do the moral thing and start using Chrome ASAP. Or at least Firefox, so you can fulfill your lifelong dream of being more like me.
Speaking of geeky fan-fiction...what if someone wrote a story that personified the browsers in the world today as major powers in a huge Middle Earth-esque conflict? It would probably be shitty, unless there was some awesome inter-browser sex going on. Hell, I've got three installed on my desktop right now. Thems be the makings for the sexiest geek orgy you've ever seen.
Signing off...with little to no penetration.
2 comments:
I think there was some penetration on that post.. Also, you didn't even find Chrome to be sexy until I forced it into your face.. And you still prefer the Fox.
Also, heheh testicles.
I KNOW, I don't understand Apple and their mice. It's like they just don't want to give in and have two separate buttons because they didn't in the past. The functionality is there in their OS, but no, no changing the mouse. So petty.
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