Awesome thoughts on restaurant names

I was thinking last night about how fun it would be to own a restaurant where the theme was to mock today's religions. From Christianity to Scientology; no one would be safe.

It would probably be called "The Flying Spaghetti House", and would feature such dishes as:

• The "Fuck Lent - this burger is too awesome not to eat" Burger
• The "Flesh of the Christ" leg of lamb (beautifully symbolic, no?)
  
• The "even Mohammed would eat this" pulled-pork sandwich

Just an idea.

[...insert witty sign-off here...]